oh if you expand @citrustwee 's pigpoopballs image it has a counter.social watermark on it
@anna holy shit I signed up with a random throwaway address and the first toot I see tells me my IDENTITY HAS BEEN BREACHED, then if you click the link it tries to sell me a paid account fucking lol
this email address has never existed before
who the fuck is this clowntown quasi-military codename syntax fetishist
@dave "who the fuck is this clowntown"
oh god. there is so much there i dont even know where to begin
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